[lawrothegreat]

Here's my F56. It looks a little dirty. Some might say it's a crime. How dirty is yours and what should my punishment be?

 

[pjsjr13]

50 lashes with a wet noodle..>

 

[Crimguy]

Did you get mustard on the bonnet?


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[lawrothegreat]

Yes I've struggled to understand the yellow colour too!

 

[Mike]

Yes I've struggled to understand the yellow colour too!

Mine often gets yellow rain from passing bees but I suspect it is too cold over there for that to be the answer.

Mike

 

[sirron]

Here's my F56. It looks a little dirty. Some might say it's a crime. How dirty is yours and what should my punishment be?

Send him/her to Syria.

 

[vegbiker]

Your punishment is to come across the pond and wash my car!

 

[sirron]

Originally Posted by sirron
The flat back of the HT attracts dirt, like Colorado attracts druggies.

the901
Junior Member, "Oh please..."

PROOF!

 

[Christian6984]

this is the worst mines been, that was as long as I could leave it and over about 600 miles

IMG_0745 by christian6984, on Flickr

 

[DeeBee]

You ought to try driving round the Lake District. Water, mud, sheep muck, cows on roads, horses, tractors....
We always have pound coins in the car and wash it before the neighbours get a chance to comment

 

[Wheee!]

I'm currently too embarrassed to even post a picture right now (and that doesn't include the embarrassment over it probably being upside down too!). Winter in Canada is not kind too cars either. I'm driving a blazing red car that's rapidly going grey. At least it's the car and not me!

 

[mikeswagon]

I think this is the result of 2 weeks commuting between Alford and Aberdeen.




Dirty boy!




I got a nice wash just after these were taken,

 

[lawrothegreat]

There's no such thing as justa cooper! I love my MCS because of the additional power, but I suspect the Cooper is the pick of the range because of the balance of power, fuel economy, ride, price and handling....


I miss my dark silver R56 - it never looked dirty!

 

[siriuszero]

There's no such thing as justa cooper! I love my MCS because of the additional power, but I suspect the Cooper is the pick of the range because of the balance of power, fuel economy, ride, price and handling....


I miss my dark silver R56 - it never looked dirty!

...Plus the sound that 3-cyl puts out is musical!

 

[mikeswagon]

It's funny, I was expecting to get told off for the lettering, but only in case the paintwork was scratched (1 cotton bud was harmed in the making of the photograph)

 

[Kiwi]

Don't draw on your dirty paint or glass as you can scratch these marks in so be careful.

 

[mikeswagon]

Don't draw on your dirty paint or glass as you can scratch these marks in so be careful.

That's more like it, thanks Kiwi that's why I said I expected to get told off. I'm well aware of the pitfalls of doing this, hence why I only did it when he dirt was damp/loose, and used a cotton bud, not my finger. I used as delicate a touch as if I was cleaning out one of my kids ears.... oh wait you're not supposed to put anything smaller than your elbow into your ears .

However if you were to write rude things on a white van....>

 

[Gixerste]

Tosser in a white van reversed out of a parking bay straight into the wife's car as she was driving passed !!! Don't think a wash and polish will fix this
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