Agree there not much left of the original Mini(malistic) concept which is now getting on for 60 years ago! In those days 10" wheels were a feature whereas these days its the bigger the better and 18" wheels are desirable and 2 doors have become 3 and 5 doors.
Don't worry about your 2 extra doors, they're beautiful.
I recall someone here saying that in their opinion the five door looks more masculine, chunkier. Since I heard that I've looked at 3 doors as the delicate option... it really is kinda dinky.
I don't like labelling inanimate things as 'manly' or 'feminine' according to the but you get the picture... the 5 door has a nice substance to if when you see it in person. Very easy to get used to in person (for me).