[Hurbert II]

1) Not having any JCW Pro stuff. Makes it unique amongst you lot!
2) Stripes
3) Point and squirtability
4) "Tiny" car, big noise.
5) General "Hurbertyness"
6) Stripes
7) Having a teeny fuel tank, when you're used to putting 90litres of V-Power in, this seems really cheap

 

[Hurbert II]

Another JCW fact. You can get (just) a 55" telly in a box in one.. The drive home was a bit uncomfortable. The salesman was a bit too good...

 

[Hurbert II]

On a back lane blast I have seen it as low as 12

Ha! Amateur

On the BWW front I had an old 735i that i could get less than 10mpg regularly, bit the winner was my Evo X (FQ-360 natch) which i got down to 3.8mpg a couple of times...

Petrol is evil and MUST BE BURNED!!!!