[siriuszero]

OP, more info is needed. What year/model MINI do you have? What country are you from?

 

[siriuszero]

2015 f56, just standard base model 3 door. I live in Canada

Ah...gotcha.

The Canadian Coopers do NOT have On Board Computer as a standard feature. (which is ridiculous....it one little software flag...)

I doubt the dealer can retroactively add it, but wouldn't hurt to ask.

 

[siriuszero]

That sucks! Why do we Canadians miss out
I'm not sure if it makes a difference, but I actually realised my left indicator stalk says "BC" on it, for ON BOARD COMPUTER! Could it be that there's somthing wrong with it and that's why it's not working, or is it just there to tease me?

Probably just there to tease you. MINI tends to use the same parts on their cars regardless of equipped features. Like the voice command button on MINIs without Visual Boost.